IVE DONE IT

Hello my fine feathered friends,
I dont expect all 42 of you to be still here after my dissapearances.... but ive got NEWS!!

im moving out... September 30, of this year :D

Im renting out a house for $800 per month and the place is a shit hole.... MY SHIT HOLE :)

Apparently the guy who lived here before was taken care of by his wife, his wife ended up passing away (not in the house that was my first question, all i need is some creepy see through woman in her bathrobe walking around crying for her husband!) and left him to fend for himself..... he did not fend well.

The cobwebs are actually stuck  to the wall... the drawers are falling apart in the kitchen... dead ants and what i believe was a massive earwig scattered the kitchen floors.... some massive spider which i have not met yet has made pretty impressive web art in every single corner of the house.

I didnt find out what color the bathtub was until i cleaned the scum off of it and dont even get me started on the fridge and window sills. BUT i got plannnss guys! and im hoping to have the time to share my decorative skills with you.... actually i dont have any decoratve skills so maybe you can share yours with me! Since its just gonna be me and the possible dead wife in there i figured ill have enough time to blog finally, but at least you all know now what ive been up to for the last year.. and its finally paid off!

im so excited im gonna pee myself

ill be posting the before and after pics soon... cross your fingers i dont burn the place down