thoughts... and facebook

So i was thinking today as i looked through the blogs that i love i.e. "Sassy Curmudgeon" and "Lamb Around" seriously if anyone is reading this and is just thinking about needing a good laugh read these two, i almost peed my pants yestreday reading them. Anyway i was thinking.... my blog entries are ridiculously long. It seems that the proper format for a blog is about a page. youll have to forgive me im new. So here is a short synopsis of my day:

My mom got facebook... i later realized that it was actually my 11 year old sister who had facebook and was posing as my mom. She's 11.. how many people do you even know when your 11? why do you need facebook.. your gonna see them for 6 hours every day any way! So i tried to put the privacy on my account because the worst feeling in the world is knowing that your impressionable little sister is seeing photos of you doing tequila in a club wearing the bear minimum!!! or worse reading a wall post like this " we are gettin trashheed tonight con! FUCKIN RIIGGHHTT" ya... not good! so i attempted it. then she commented on a wall post of mine. conclusion: facebook privacy is B.S. obviously. i even did the "preview your profile" thing and everything!

Also we had cake at work this morning for the Presidents brithday party but apparently on the people upstairs who work on the floor with the president are invited to eat cake! ya so all the people in production who work their asses off downstairs arent invited!!!! can you believe that! what is this nazi germany or something! so after we sang happy birthday i snuck a whole bunch of cake downstairs.. but all nonchalant like " oh sorry the president was in a rush today and couldnt stay for cake so we are just passing some around!" lol should have seen the look of worry on my bosses face when i told her what i was doing. what is this.. its just fuckin cake!!! does this man think he's the president of america or something? he cant share his fuckin cake! jeez! lol point of the story is im a hero. kinda like braveheart or robin hood. my hereon name... CakeCon. yup thats all i could think up. thats why they pay me the big bucks and keep me on the same floor as the president!

okay goal accomplished. i believe i restrained myself from my inner need to tell every last detail of something.... stop now.