Hello my names connie, and im a facebook stalker

OMG OMG OMG

you guys i think im going to be sick!!!!!!!

So you know how im still having sex with the Douch? okay well i dont even know where to begin with this story..... actually i dont even know if i can tell it because my mind is racing a million pictures per second.

Mr. Douch is currently living with his best friend.. in fact its the only person that he hangs out with that i actually like! no one knows that we meet up every once in a while because people will tell us were morons and morons never want to hear the truth.

So the last time we hung out he begins talking about these girls that his bestie Mark always brings around: lindsay and diane.

Now me and Mr.D have this sort of agreement " we will continue to have fun, until one of us meets someone that we actually want to date, but until then theres no reason why we cant continue having sex if we both enjoy it and neither one is seeing someone else."

But for some reason i have this need to know first, i mean this need to know if he's seeing someone before he tells me. I dont know why, i dont know why i think it would be better if i found out on my own.

I mean really that feeling that you get in your chest when you realize that somethings going on and you were the last to know is not a fun feeling..... why would i want it? ignorance is BLISS!

So i start to facebook these girls Diane and Lindsay A. there very pretty and B. their facebook profiles have no security settings.... so pretty much i can see everything...

I decided it was insane to check these girls facebook profiles to see if pictures of Mr. D have sprung up.... i mean what do i think im going to find... why cant i just let things happen as they happen!!!

So this morning i decide " fuck it, im just going to look this once and then NEVER AGAIN" thats right i was done facebook stalking these poor girls who i have never met.... not because i all of a sudden trust that Mr. D is only having sex with me but because its PYSCHO to facebook stalk people you dont know!!!!

So while im doing my last stalker run through these profiles searching for clues that Mr. D is infact a Douchebag.... i accidentally "Like" a photo!!!!

okay i unliked it right away but what if it comes up as a notification and one day there at Mr. Ds and it comes up and someone says " so some girl names connie liked my photo who the hell is that girl" and then Mr.Ds eyes bulge out of his skull and steam starts comming out of his nose and he realizes im actually crazy and should probably be on meds for my craziness and then everyone will once again say "yo D i told you that girl was nuts"

so i deleted my account entirely.....

will it still come up as a notification?


I know i know i need a life but guys i need to know... if you like and then unlike something right away will the person get notified that you liked it? if you delete your account or block the person will they still get the notification? am i really crazy? has anyone else ever had something this embarrassing happen to them because of facebook?

let me know guys, itll make me feel less ridiculous!