So my step mom asks me the other day, as i lay in my stained house robe eating hummus and apples " hows your blog comming along connie?"
I suck. no really i suck and so i told her " Teresa, look at me!? who wants to read the rantings of a 20 something girl with no job who sits around in her house robe all day and eats nothing but hummus?"
Its depressing is what it is, and just as i turned and said " Teresa 2011 is the worst year of my life" my grandmother dies. I SHIT YOU NOT my namesake got into a car accident in Toronto while driving to get her hair curled, so she could go dancing with my uncle. My uncle showed up just as the police arrived to tell us that the car she was in hit a tree in a cemetery.
okay so NOW 2011 is the worst year of my life. I should stop saying that. I feel kinda like Jim Carey in Bruce Almighty.... SMITE ME ALMIGHTY SMITER....... im just playin JC lets not smite me kay? No for reals i take it back big J... its just been kinda heavy over here, i mean i know theres all those starving children in Africa and those poor homeless animals with the sad eyes that need adopting.... and theres like a lot of hungry kids.... but if i could just get a job when you and your pops get around to it that would be great ..thanks... Peace out A town down... i mean Amen and stuff.
So i apologize my fellow bloggers that i haven't given this blog my attention, im kinda busy being depressing and the last thing i want is to depress you guys cuz this shits contagious. So when i get around to taking a shower or even brushing my teeth and putting on a smile ill come on back and be funny and then you guys will laugh and say "phew, thought she was loosing it for a bit there, welcome back constar" and all the planets will align again.
Just dont all of you go and unfollow me while im nursing my pride and hummus addiction... that would just be mean.
xoxo constar
p.s. lets have a drink for my nonna tonight guys... may she rest in peace.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Me and my big bad mouth
Posted by Constar at 5:14 PM
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ohh Connie Im sorry about the loss of your Grandma. That is terrible!
BUT...as far as your Blog, I wanna hear you sitting around in your tattered bathrobe bitching about the job or lack of...I LOVE your writing style. You make me smile. I just read your post to my twenty-something daughter (who should have graduated in May but is on the 5 yr plan ~ I couldnt be more proud of her though.. I think she is amazing! & you get what you get so dont throw a fit)
Life throws us curveballs & its up to us to know how to handle it.
keep writing sweetie!
So sorry for your loss Connie.
Life can get us down once in a while & I know there's always someone out there worse off and all that crap but sometimes we just need to be the centre of our own universe and wallow in our own self pity for a change.
Enjoy the hummus and embrace the robe for as long as you need to.
When your ready to get back up on your feet again and type your little heart out we'll be here ready and waiting to support you in that journey as well x
I'm so sorry to hear that you are going through a rough patch my dear Connie! Hugs for you! I haven't gone anywhere but I am glad you touched based, I was starting to worry about you!
CBG
canadianbloggergirl.blogspot.com
Connie,
I shit you not, I got on my blog reader today and thought to myself, "It would make my day if there was a post from girl diagnosed" and there you were. You're like my guilty pleasure and also help me know that the crazy person in my head is well worth listening to because that's where all my spunk and gumption lie. So, take your time to grieve and to be bummed. You have a gift to connect with others through your writing and to lift spirits with you humor and we'll look forward to your commentary when you're back!
So sorry to hear about your grandma. Sending love your way!
First...I wanna say I'm sorry for your crappy year with your Grandma and all.
Second...I've learned that I'm ADD. Why, you ask? Because as soon as I read that you were eating hummus I immediately started to drift into ADD dreamland. I have a passionate love affair with Hummus.
So yes, I believe I lost 20 minutes of my life there where I blanked out dreaming of Hummus--and almost didn't finish your blog post.
I'm pathetic that way ;)
Kat
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