LOOK GUYS i got an award!

So Kate over at Diamonds and Coal gave me the above award, THANK YOU KATE!


So now I'm suppose to tell you guys 5 of my guilty pleasures....

1. McDonalds: its my crack. The smell of it, the salty greasy goodness, makes my mouth water. My friends and family have grown concerned about my addiction and in their attempts to stop me from consuming the deliciousness  quiz me with facts such as:

- did you know that the chicken nuggets aren't even chicken Connie? they are the asses and penises of random animals no one wants, that they grind up and then deep fry...

to which i would answer: mmmmm best ass-penis nugget I've ever tasted, or

- Connie did you know that a McChicken is like 600 calories alone!

to which i would answer: well i hope all the excess fat finally goes to my boobs, my ass has been really greedy!

2. Smoking: Okay based on my first and second guilty pleasure the chances of me living until I'm 99 are getting slimmer and slimmer. I can't help it!!! i love the feel of putting a cigarette to my lips, pulling on it, letting the smoke slide out... its like sex or something!  But now every time i have one i feel so guilty! you get these stares from people who are probably wondering if i really am 9 feet away from the door.  I once had an old man walk up to me and say " young lady, your too pretty to smoke!" so what if i was ugly it would be alright like  " well look at the girls face! shit!  mid as well get some cancer"


3. Advil: No im not a drug addict, the liquid gels actually save my life once a month... ladies you know what im talking about. But apparently taking 3 every 4 hours is unhealthy. well its either that or i turn all green and ugly, ready to chew the heads off of anyone who stands in my way! especially those people who bud in line! i hate that shit, i know you saw me standing here!!! Don't act all oblivious and avoid eye contact with me!

Now if i took some Advil for my pain I'd probably allow it cuz i'd be in a nice ibuprofen haze, but without it i  start being all passive aggressive like, " ohhh, well i guess i wasn't in line, shit my mistake , ill just wait right here until your done... obviously your too important to wait in line, or maybe I'm just fucking invisible! i should go  rob a fucking bank now that I'm invisible!"   Then the little kid started crying, it was a mess.

4. Billy Joel: im pretty sure ive mentioned how much i love billy joel right? when Only The Good Die Young comes on the car radio its like im the next contestant on American Idol. LOVE that song!

5. Laziness: yes im guilty of loving to be lazy! i enjoy sitting  in front of the T.V. and  watching the time pass as i continue to procrastinate on all the tasks i promised myself i'd do "tomorrow" surprisingly i keep believing myself though... news flash Connie.. THERE IS NO TOMORROW, shit im gullible.



And now im suppose to choose 5 new bloggers to pass the award to:

Melanie over at Melanie's Randomness

Just Me over at Twenty Somethings

Laura at Sprout and Cayden

Christine MacDonald at Christine Macdonald

Renee Miller at Dangling on the Edge of (In)sanity


Hope you guys enjoy the above blogs as much as i do!


P.S. Lamb Around featured me on her blog the other day for the best in show nominees for a blog post i entered. Now while i was over at Lamb's  i noticed she has a poll on her blog that allows you to vote for the nominees........ a poll you guys.... PEOPLE ARE VOTING and im at 2%  :(

now normally im not very competitive but now that i recieved that award from Kate, and ive gained a few followers... its like ive got the taste of sucess in my mouth and it tastes like chocolate covered strawberries dipped in champaign and ive just become an alcoholic. Okay my metaphors are starting to reach, but youknow what i mean!

GUYS GO VOTE FOR ME!!!!!! please....... pretty please....... purty purty purty please????????

look at me all pitiful and pouty and jobless... doesn't it make you want to go to Lambs blog and vote? 5 seconds of your time, could turn my frown upside down long enough for me to take a shower! and that'll make my whole family happy! so vote kay? please? purty please?