Hello! is it me your looking for??

I think the blogosphere is dead, i went away and it was here..  i came back and it was like visiting your old elementary school playground.... they put new slides in and those  rusty monkey bars got torn down... tumbleweed flies by in the wind.

So  im over here like " omfg, where'd everyone go!?!?! they have lives now? they dont want to write about them anymore!?!?!?! they've run out of things to SAY!! OMG me to... i think.... have i?
OH THE INSANITY"

 Ok thats a lie, i have lots of things  to say, i could talk all day about things no one cares about,  such as:

- i love pintrest and all, but the whole DIY/ Home Decor shit makes me feel inadequate and even poor, because im never  gonna afford the green silky curtains.... WHY GOD, WHY CANT I AFFORD THE PRETTY GREEN CURTAINS.... maybe i could sew them...pffft jokes i dont fucking sew.

- i work with this super cute  guy... and when he talks to me i start to sweat.... and blush.... i then animorph into a harojuku girl, " hehehe hi, ice cream good.. hehehehe" but today i had on my sexy boots, which pretty much means i had the balls on, so i went over and talked to him and kept kinda moving my legs around so he could notice my pretty boots, but i didnt know where to put my hands so i ended up semi-riverdancing, he either thinks i have turrets or he thinks im sexy.... probably sexy.

- I think maybe guys and girls just have a different language... i know i can hear you now : " ummm connie hello? people have been saying that for generations, i mean comedy acts have hours of material on this, there have been studies, guys are from mars women are from venus ring any bells?" well stfu!  Its like flirting has become impossible, they dont get it.. they can no longer read the signals... commoonnnnn team penis get your shit together... Giggles = thumbs up,  a strong hahaha = just being nice.


- If it seems like your boyfriend isnt interested in you... he isnt. If it quacks like a fucking duck its a fucking duck.

- If you fake being " the cool girl" for the entirety of your relationship dont be surprised when your boyfriend is suddenly confused when you've stopped being the cool girl when he puts a ring on it... get it together team vajay you cant play the game forever!

So many topics guys.... but who will read it!! Fellow bloggers.... come back.... not with DIY cup holders that also double as earrings... i mean come back and write things that make me warm and funny on the inside..

k? k!