Rants, Pills and Gynos

I dont trust em!!

Im not one of those homeopathic people. I know its healthier then actual chemical medication, but you know what? nothing works faster or more thoroughly then an advil liquid gel! you can keep your teas and vitamins... this isn't the 18th century! we have shit to do! i cant sit on my ass and wait for the pain of a migraine/cramping/cold/back ache to slightly disappear, no no my friends i need a half hour of healing time and then its back to whatever it is ive gotta do.... like eating nachos and watching re-runs of Charmed on Netflix!

Anyways, point is i dont trust doctors and it has nothing to do with the pill pushing... it has to do with the lack of trust they have in the patient! and now its time for a rant... Rated R, titled "doctor you SUCK":


 im sure that lots of people come in and cry wolf... i means its the age of google chances are the majority thinks they have cancer and only have a few weeks to live. But if i come in and i say that i feel a certain way, or that i know a certain thing isnt normal for me, dont dismiss it. I didnt take the day off of work to come see you so you can pat me on the head and say "there there, just take some pills for it" like i said i have nothing against taking the fucking pills if i know youve taken me seriously and are prescribing the proper treatment. I know what i feel, you dont! Especially a gynecologist! i mean dude if i say i dont want to take a particular birth control pill because ive done my research or if i say i want a hormone test, because ive done my research, it is your fucking JOB to give me what i want. Im not asking for a new fucking Uterus, im asking that you look a little deeper, im asking you to take my concern seriously!


On top of that he's a man! ok ok im not saying men cant be gyno's but at the end of the day, no matter how many books they've read or vagina's they've looked at, they do not have one! they dont know what "major PMS" feels like, they dont know what "heavy cramping" feels like, they dont know what " oops heres my period for the SECOND TIME THIS MONTH" feeeeellllsssss like!! So dont sit there and dismiss my ability to feel pain.... dont make me feel like im a suck... like im complaining over something minor... something that can be fixed with a type of birth control pill that i specifically asked you NOT to prescribe me! im not an idiot... just because i dont have a PHD doesnt mean i cant do my research!

You get paid by the Ontario health care program, which btw comes out of my fucking taxes, so that you can serve me... an Ontarian, who is in need of answers from a fucking HEALTH CARE professional! so when i say "hey doc, i think maybe i have a hormone imbalance would you please check that out for me" you dont get to say "no sweety you dont need it, you took biology didnt you?"

 I KNOW WHAT I NEED. not only have i lived in this body my entire fucking life, but i sir have a vagina, and i know when said vagina, and attached ovaries, are acting up! I know when im a little fiestier then usual, i know my blood doesnt normally boil when someone looks at me wrong, i know that the cysts i have could be caused by a hormone imbalance which could ALSO be causing my migraines .... dont tell me those symptoms will be fixed with a pill that has been known to cause depression and MIGRAINES! Its the number 1 in Canada because its the number 1 prescribed.... not the number 1 tested, not the number 1 in customer satisfaction.... just the one that all the gyno's are handing out like candy... you took marketing right douchebag?

 Secondly, ya i took fucking biology, and in taking biology i learned that YOUR ovaries are on the outside of your body, and the next time you call me sweetheart im gonna find them with my BOOTS!

----- ahem-----

Thank you all for listening.....  the end.