Things ive learned

What ive learned from living alone:

1.  Write grocery lists... because nothing sucks more then when you come  through the front door balancing all your grocery bags on your forearms  to realize that you bought cold cuts, but not bread... bacon, but not eggs.. coffee, but not milk, pilsbury cookies.... but no non stick pan and my absolute favourite pizza trays, but no pizza.

2. Hummus and ferraro rochet is not dinner.. even if you have it with a glass of wine... or four

3. Moving the mess into the other room is not cleaning... out of sight and out of mind only works if you also cant smell it.

4. The dryer is not a closet

5. Just because you use soap and water while taking a shower does not mean your also washing the tub

6. Garbage day is the most important day of the week.... without it your house smells like garbage... always remember garbage day

7. Putting all the dishes into the sink does not constitute as "almost done doing the dishes" nor does "soaking them" its only called soaking if you actually plan on unsoaking... otherwise its just called dishes in the sink.

8.Shopping on a Saturday morning is like being in real life pac man... just think about it for a couple minutes... youll get it

9. Garlic does in fact go bad.

10. If you build a empty beer bottle fort.... they will come... and by they i mean bugs.

11. There are only so many times you can run your socked foot across the floor to move the dust around before you need to take out the vacuum cleaner... so far sock : 6 vacuum cleaner: 0.

12. If the clogged toilet bowl is filled with water, and the little square part behind the bowl is also filled with water.... then trying to flush it one more time  will cause a very big disaster, and should this disaster be caused near a vent the water will run threw it, and should that vent run right past the electrical circuts.... bad things happen... 

13. Dont flush your tampons down the toilet, your sisters are not here to blame number 12 on.

14. Dried egg is like cement... midaswell throw the plate out

15. Scarier then looking under your bed at night is opening the tuperwear container with last weeks lunch in it.
16. The whole "putting your bread in the freezer" thing doesnt work if you just selofame the entire loaf.

17. Always check the expiry date!

18. Shoveling the snow is not meant to be done in heels

19. The snow will not melt on its own soon... it will turn into ice.

20. Brushing your sleeve over your furniture is not dusting

21. The person who made the swiffer wet jet is my favourite person!

22. The dollar store spatula may seem like a good idea... until you try and flip a pancake.