Fishing

Ok, so i joined a dating site.... no big deal right?

Exactly, nothing to be ashamed of.... doesnt make me look like im lonely or anything cuz im totally not. I am a strong, independant, and beautiful woman who does not need any guy to tell her that thank you very much!

So why did i sign up you may ask?

Here's the thing, strong independant girls get lonely too. But more than that.... after awhile all you guys look alike. Maybe because i go to the same places or hang out with the same people.... i dont know what it is but they all start to melt together into one big pile of "what the fuck just happened"

Also, it gets difficult to meet a guy out in the open. Firstly, i do not dress the way i do when going to a bar or a club every day right? So if your looking at the make up on my face, or the fake boob inserts i put it, your going to be super dissapointed when i take the mascara off and the bra down.

 I live in sweat pants.... i have no idea what colors match with eachother, and before i leave the house i have to have my sisters tell me whether my shoes and purse match with whatever it is there suppose to match with.

My hair stays up in a bun most of the time and im too lazy  too poor to buy all the products that make it sleek and shiny... so if it looks that way on a saturday night, ive borrowed the conditioner, and bribed my 12 year old sister to blow dry it.

Im also not the person i am on first dates or third ones for that matter... im not as shy or as bubbly as i may seem... talk to my exes.. theyll tell you! but thats the thing, how do they know that until youve wasted ALL this time going on dates and fixing your hair and plucking your eyebrows and laughing at things that come out of their mouth when on the inside your thinking "that was fucking rude" or " oh you didnt get my joke... so ill just laugh and pretend you did"

So i decided, hey, lets cut the shit and just go through a bunch of profiles and see what i see right? nothing wrong with looking. Not that im expecting a whole lot, but you tell a lot about a guy from his profile pictures and that cuts out half the work already:

For example:
1. If youve taken a picture of yourself shirtless in your washroom... then that means you looked in the mirror and thought "damn, im fine, i need to document that so's all the bitches can see how hot i am"  but what im actually thinking is your either conceded or have a very immature view of what girls find sexy... i dont know many girls who want the guy to be the one spending time in the bathroom looking at themselves.... thats what women do... now you carrying heavy stuff while i stare at your muscles.... THATS hot.


2. If youve taken pics with a bunch of girls that look like the cast of the Jersey Shore  with a bottle of grey goose/beers/shots ect... Then im thinking your a party animal and you think that being with a  group of oranges means your pretty hot.... im thinking your probably a douchebag.

3. If you've taken pictures of your car (s) or ones you wish you drove then clearly you think its impressive.. and if you think that your car impresses the ladies than again, you have a very immature idea of what the ladies like. Yes at 16 -18 maybe i was impressed by a guy that had a car because i was a teenager and didnt have my own car. But now im 25, i have my own car, what you drive will not make me happy or make me swoon. Your probably in debt, and debts not cool.

4. Pictures of you smoking a joint? im 25 years old, you think i want to deal with a pothead? im already lazy enough as it is without knowing someone lazier than i am! And sure ive dabbled in the occasion j myself but its not something i document so everyone can see it! Thats just not right.... thats like me posting a pic of myself drunk holding a bottle of tequila... what are you thinking if you see that? wow this girls a mess. So what do you think im thinking seeing you with a cloud of smoke around your face?

But maybe im picky though.... maybe im being judgy i dont know yet. But ive already gotten two marriage proposals and a promise to pay me for sex... so i guess if the rents too high at least ive got options right?