just chalk this all up to P.M.S.

Things that have irritated me in the last 24 hours:

1. Myself.. for thinking too much about things that matter too little

2. The IT guy who laughs to hard at the bosses jokes, they aren't that funny buddy. Oh and btw stop coming into my damn office to ask me stupid questions like " did you have anything to do with the latest collaboration module" A. i don't know what that is and B. im pretty sure that sounds like your job.

3. My bladder, for never being able to hold on until AFTER the alarm clock goes off in the morning. Instead i always find myself in the washroom, in mid stream just as it goes off in my room, trying to rush along so i can turn it off before waking the entire house. mayhap i should try turning it off when i get out of bed... whatever, still FU bladder.

4. A friend of mine totally calling me out on my facebook usage, his post on my wall read, " wow connie you love facebook way too much" so now i come to the dilemma, do i just pretend that im not embarrassed that someone has noted my excessive fb usage, and just make some funny remark back. Or delete it and poke him right in the pupil the next time i see him. i deleted it, as a silent FUCK YOU buddy. but now I'm just as embarrassed about taking myself too seriously, this makes me angrier.

5. The sales rep who always walks into my office and around my desk to talk to me. Every time she does it i catch her looking at my computer screen. its none of your business what I'm doing in here. get out!

6. The weather. too damn windy to light my cigarette, just burnt my hair on my last break. DAMN YOU WIND!

7. Time, passes so slowly while at work and yet so quickly when I'm pressing the snooze button for just a few more minutes of sleep.

8. Cramps. and the woman who just never get them. oh and the woman who "only last for like 3 days" have you ever noticed that the woman who say that are always the skinny ones? i hate skinny people

9. The scale in my bathroom. how dare you tell me that after my two weeks of extreme dieting and daily workouts that i GAINED 1.5 pounds. screw you scale! I'm currently eating ruffles chips because grease and salt make me feel better. another silent FU!

10. Wendy's for lying to me. They call there apple pecan salad a salad!!!??? what salad is 320 calories! the Junior whopper is only 90 calories!! how is this possible! i hate you Wendy's i hate you!