2010 Most embarrasing moments Part Deux

See how i used french there? when they say "Canada's a bilingual country" what they're really saying is "your child will retain the ability to count up to 10 in french, but never understand what congegating a verb means"

So in anticipation for the "end of this shit year" here are the rest of my "connie moments" of 2010. You may notice that i skipped a whole bunch of numbers and just went straight to number one. The reason? because when i realized what the most embarrasing moment  was.. i really couldnt think of anything else that even came close! so here is number one....

1. Dinner conversation: okay you know how people are taught about what should and shouldn't be said at the dinner table?

Perhaps i wasnt pinched under the table enough times as a child,  i dont know, but i never learned this skill.  I have this problem where i cant tell the difference between a story that should stay in my head or one that i should tell anyone who will listen.

 So while eating dinner with a friends family at the madarin the topic of "experiences with bad doctors" came up, and as if on auto pilot my mouth opened and out came this....
" oh im seeing this really weird doctor about my UTI and he was saying that in order to strengthen my vagina muscles i should do vagina excercises, like clenching and shit, but it was just ackward the way he was talking about vagina muscles, like doing vag excerces helps with the fact that i have to piss every two minutes? i really doubt that!"

My mouth dropped before anyone elses....blank embarrassed stares....my  face turns red... didnt say another word for the rest of the evening.

See what i mean? FIN syndrome: every ten minutes a dinner in North America is ruined by a mouth with a mind of its own.