The year 2010 most embarrasing moments prt 1

Its too early to do a reflective post on 2010 isn't it?

Well i called in sick today and cant think of anything else to fill my morning with so whatever, im gonna do it!!


2010... has been the worst... i repeat the worst year ever.

It even tops 2002... and that was a shit year, then again i was 16 in 2002 and who doesnt think that being a 16year old girl  was a bit of a nightmare, am i right?

Okay im going to try and be positive about this year, really i am. I figure ill have like a top 10 embarrassing moments, then top 10 best moments, and then the top ten worst  dramatic moments.

Here are the top 10 most embarrassing moments of 2010 prt 1:

As some of you may have noticed, i have a tendency to do stupid shit. Some would call them "blond moments" most of the people who know me call them "connie moments" yea my moms just so creative!

10. Show Off:  i wore a white button up shirt that day to work, when i went into the washroom to freshen up during my 15 i noticed that i felt more comfortable then usual... turns out i forgot to wear a bra, i figured they were staring at how great my hair looked. It ended with me doing some emergency shopping on my lunch break.  On a side note did you know that The Bay hardly sells size A? some people are still members of the itty-bitty-titty committee okay The Bay ? that's discriminatory!!

9. Lifes a musical:  I have this tendency to sing and make awkward noises while doing number 1 or number 2. Like if im peeing ill do a rendition of " singing in the rain" or sometimes if im bored, because its taking a little too long,  ill make funny faces at myself in the mirror.... this particular evening though i had been listening to alot of rap music on my way home from work and a few BRAAP BRAAP may have creped out. I came out of the washroom to find my sisters boyfriend waiting to use the facilities.  

8. Falling up:  Have you ever had one of those moments when your walking up the stairs at work and the sexiest guy from the head office  is walking right behind you? So you try and walk extra sexy normally, and as your paying way too much attention to how your hips sway  feet move you trip... falling up a couple steps and then sliding alll the way back down? no? pfft ya me neither! 

7. Morning bird special: It was dark, we were camping, i was drunk. I fell asleep in a tent i believed was mine. When i woke up in the morning i turned around to find a very plump/ very naked  man lying with his bare ass facing  me. I checked to make sure my clothes were on.... they were. Turns out in the dark all the tents look alike!! i got out before he woke up


To be continued....