why so paranoid?

I cant remember if i wrote this convo in a previous post so if youve already heard this story humour me kay? cuz im still waiting for that call and cant think of new material!

My friend chris, who is Sophie's brother and Tushie's ex boyfriend,  dropped out of high school when we were 16, he has been working as a mechanic/snow plow man ever since. To look at him you would think he was just some kid with anger issues.... but my dear friend chris, is infact, a philospher.

Now im not saying that because he dropped out of school that you wouldnt consider him to be smart, but you just wouldnt expect him to be able to put things  so eloquently  into perspective.

Chris and i were having a discussion some time ago about boys, and the differences between boys and girls and why relationships and marriages break up. He told me that girls overthink things, that we complicate our lives through over-analysis.

I argued that we dont over analyze we just analyze in general. We have to, especially when it comes to males, because we have no idea what their talking about half the time. Their actions V.S. what they say harldy ever match up. They say they love you and then they go out and do something stupid or say something stupid, or act unappreciatively. But then they make up for it, and around in a circle we go again! If we didnt analyze the scenario some of us would either never find a solution to our relationship  problems, or never realize there was a circle of b.s. going around.

Females by nature are emotional creatures, it takes extra time for us to push past our emotions and think logically about a relationship, because relationships just by there existance are illogical!  Even in our daily lives there are inconsistances, hidden meanings, hints to what is comming next whether it be at work, or in friendships or romatic relationships. There are signs we need to follow, curves in the road.


So chris replied to me:

Connie, men by nature are very simple creatures. Everything is what it seems, there are no hidden meanings. Thats why women are always going crazy.. trying to figure out what we really think. The truth is we have already said what we really mean, and thats all there is. There is no hidden meaning! there are no signs!

Life is a straight road, by over analyzing the bumps in the road you have created those curves, and why do that to yourself!? why create curves when life throws its shit at you all on its own.

Men think " hey ive gone off track, lets get back on and keep going" women think " ive gone off track, why? how do i get back? when did it happen?" it is what it is connie, what you see is what you get and thats it.

So ive had this  sinking feeling all week that im going to get fired soon, there were all these signs and signals that told me i was getting canned. I thought about these signals last night, tried comming up with a plan to pay my bills if i was right. Then i realized i was thinking awefully hard about something that hadn't happened yet. Then  i thought of chris and his words, and how much earlier i  would fall asleep  be if i was born with a penis. lol.

Have a good Friday guys! and a great weekend filled with straight roads!