i've been sitting here for 2 hours trying to think up some witty idea for a blog post.... i cant do it! the last 7 days have drained me and ladies you can relate, mother fucking natures gift from hell was received yesterday, which meant not only was i not gettin some, but ive been hunched over with this painful look on my face for 2 days..... and its gonna last 5 more...... ya..
But i promised myself id push and write every fucking day! you know why?? because im a fucking writer thats why! because this is what i wanna do for the rest of my fucking life and i cant think up 1 damn idea!!!!!! So i stubbornly sat here waiting for one.
I thought maybe ill write about pheonix my husky, and the time when she scared my little sis (they are best buds) and when lizzie began to cry phe phe did to. In fact pheonix was so upset with herself that she ran into her crate and laid there crying and wouldnt come out. not even for a bacon treat.. that dog looses her shit when she smells bacon. but then i realized that story is only funny if you were there, and you werent.
So then i thought i could tell you about the time i went to the cottage with my family when i was a kid, and my lil bro was telling a scary story about 13 ghosts and 14 goblins (im not shitting you thats what he named it and if any of you recall a movie came out with the same sort of title recently! ya totally ripped him off) anyway before he could get to the end of the story he said " i cant finish it, its too scary" and sat there all shifty eyed under his "too big for his face" glasses for the remainder of the evening. He actually scared himself!! hilarious... to our family, around the dinner table, but again you had to be there.
Or how me and my friend andre took a walk down lakeshore and found a secret little area in the middle of the bush..... in the middle of a man made stone cirlce was a bunch pictures of naked men all lined up, condoms were strewn around the outside of the circle and broken beer bottles lay everywhere... not sure why i would even wanna tell you guys about it, it was just really disturbing, at 11pm when we found it. But again you had to be there to understand the eeriness of the scene..... the mystery, the intrigue, i mean who secretly visits this little area and why do we care? as you can see i really dont have much material.
so instead i have put up pictures of things that make me happy... for no reason at all, in no particular order.
1. London natachas new dog
2. Martini's... do i need to explain? i think not
3. Pastage Camaroan okay i am positive thats not how you spell it but its pronounced ( Pa- sta-jjj, Ca-Ma- R-ou) its a Portuguese pastry with shrimp filling and its delicious. actually just food in general makes me happy..... but these.... orgasim in you mouth i kid you not
5. Billy Joel.... this guy is the king of the popyesque beat and a catchy melody, he is a lyrical wiz, and without risking any more cool points, he rocks my socks.
6. The Game. This show is funny, real, heart breaking, and filled with cute boys and cute outfits. and hardly anyone has ever heard of it, but its comming back from being cancelled in January... this makes me happy
7. ah hell who am i kidding i cant think up a number 7, and 1 - 6 sucked something fierce. i mean of course babies make me happy!!! who isn't happy about babies when they aren't yours! just no effort at all is what that was.
oh wait one last thing..
2 comments:
The fact that you like babies doesn't mean that your biological clock is ticking, its normal to feel the way you do. Btw not all babies are born thru the vaj-j. My daughter was a c-section and as complicated as it was...I kinda like the fact that my vaj-j stayed "normal" in size.
#4 drives me crazy! Every day, I thing "I should have a baby!" and every day I also think "there's no way I should ever have a baby!"
What to do?!
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