All that ass hangin out

Guys,

in order too describe what kind of a day IM having here is a text i sent to my sister this morning:

do you know what time it is? 9:30, do you know what time i have to get to work? 8:00am. Do you know if dollar stores carry sewing kits?

let me explain guys, so i have a 10 year old alarm clock. It was once my fathers and then it got passed down to me when i moved in with him. It makes, possibly, the most irritating sound when it goes off. Its not "beep beep" its more " waaaahhheeep waheeeeeeeeeeeeeep" so basically its somewhere between a high pitched baby screech and cats mating.

My parents always used to to tell me that i had selective hearing, although im sure they were talking about how i zone them out when they lecture me about doing dishes, their words ring true when it comes to that stupid alarm clock.

Every morning that thing goes off for hours sometimes, before someone eventually has to go into my room to scream at me to turn it off. Its like my brain just doesn't register the sound or something. So i guess the beeper wore out finally, and this morning i found myself still in my bed just wiping the dust out of my eyes at 9:30am, instead of at 7:00am which is when my ass should be out of bed.

Speaking of my ass, my morning gets soooo much better after this. When i went to fill up on gas today i guess i got out of the car a little too quickly and RIPPED the slit in the back of my skirt pretty far up my leg, i mean i think my ass is about to debut in the office today!

so now i sit hear, my boss has just called me downstairs to production, and im trying to devise a plan to get downstairs without anyone getting a peek at allo this jelly.

As if they didnt see enough from me on my first day here, which just so happened to be the day i had to take an I.D. picture.

i currently walk around here with an I.D. badge that shows my big white bra cups showing under my new "first day at work" pink shirt, and a stupid proud smile on my face! turns out the damn thing was see through, who knew!


but aside from my backside.... what do you guys think about the new layout? chu liikkkeeee????

the fact that theres coffee in the background is what i really like but on top of that the girls leggings look like they are straight out of that Beetle Juice movie! and who didnt like that movie. SO let me know what you think of the background, does it make it harder to read at all?